Re: The current state of things make me want to kick a puppy....

[A Wasted Life]

Because the insect came by, knocked me up, and now his babies are growing up inside me. Bastard never even called. >:/

[momo]

I dont see how that changes your gender either

[A Wasted Life]

Well it doesn't, but living with the baby growing inside of you is something the mother does.

Damn it momo. My jokes aren't good, but they're all I have. Must you pick them apart so facetiously?

[momo]

yes

[momo]

Because the insect came by, knocked me up, and now his babies are growing up inside me. Bastard never even called. >:/

also if it laid eggs inside you im pretty sure that makes it a her.

[A Wasted Life]

also if it laid eggs inside you im pretty sure that makes it a her.

Is that so? Well when was the last time a her impregnated you, missy?

[momo]

lol. last i checked, females carried the eggs. am i wrong?

[momo]

impregnating would be getting your eggs fertilized

[A Wasted Life]

Well for this metaphor, your fancy biology counts for null!

[momo]

i think it counts for everything :/

[A Wasted Life]

Well too bad comedy moves faster than the speed of science, so null I say! Null!

[momo]

right :/

[A Wasted Life]

Besides, you know better than to try and bring sense into what I say!

[momo]

yea

[A Wasted Life]

Hey you there! Guest from Tokyo! Why aren't you posting?!

[momo]

-_-

[A Wasted Life]

What? You did want his attention, right?

[momo]

not really but whatever

[A Wasted Life]

Oh great, he's gone now. See what you did? This is exactly why we can't have nice things!

[momo]

you watch cartoons too much

[A Wasted Life]

Actually no, I rarely watch tv and I'm self trained.

[momo]

right

[A Wasted Life]

Maybe it's too much time on the internet. You Jelly?

[momo]

what is this? i dont even...

[A Wasted Life]

http://tinyurl.com/335gy9y

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