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Post  A Wasted Life on Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:27 am

Because the insect came by, knocked me up, and now his babies are growing up inside me. Bastard never even called. >:/
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Post  momo on Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:47 pm

I dont see how that changes your gender either

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:13 am

Well it doesn't, but living with the baby growing inside of you is something the mother does.

Damn it momo. My jokes aren't good, but they're all I have. Must you pick them apart so facetiously?
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:56 pm

yes

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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:58 pm

A Wasted Life wrote:Because the insect came by, knocked me up, and now his babies are growing up inside me. Bastard never even called. >:/

also if it laid eggs inside you im pretty sure that makes it a her.

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:05 pm

momo wrote:also if it laid eggs inside you im pretty sure that makes it a her.

Is that so? Well when was the last time a her impregnated you, missy?
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:03 pm

lol. last i checked, females carried the eggs. am i wrong?

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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:04 pm

impregnating would be getting your eggs fertilized

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:07 pm

Well for this metaphor, your fancy biology counts for null!
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:09 pm

i think it counts for everything :/

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:10 pm

Well too bad comedy moves faster than the speed of science, so null I say! Null!
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:11 pm

right :/

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:13 pm

Besides, you know better than to try and bring sense into what I say!
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:16 pm

yea

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:19 pm

Hey you there! Guest from Tokyo! Why aren't you posting?!
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:25 pm

-_-

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:28 pm

What? You did want his attention, right?
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:35 pm

not really but whatever

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:39 pm

Oh great, he's gone now. See what you did? This is exactly why we can't have nice things!
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:45 pm

you watch cartoons too much

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:53 pm

Actually no, I rarely watch tv and I'm self trained.
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Post  momo on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:57 pm

right

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Post  A Wasted Life on Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:58 pm

Maybe it's too much time on the internet. You Jelly?
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Post  momo on Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:04 am

what is this? i dont even...

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Post  A Wasted Life on Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:09 am

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